Friday, April 30, 2010

If I Ran the Zoo

All right, so if I were actually in a position where I had absolute power, I probably wouldn't make people shave their stupid mustaches. Live and let live. I guess. But I would make Tim James study a foreign language and the history of immigration in the United States. I'd also make sure Steven Baldwin was restored to his former glory.

1 comment:

Patrick said...

What would you do about Tweed Rides? They might tax your zoo security force to the limit:
http://bostontweed.blogspot.com/

yeah - that is in Boston, yo.