If I Ran the Zoo

All right, so if I were actually in a position where I had absolute power, I probably wouldn't make people shave their stupid mustaches. Live and let live. I guess. But I would make Tim James study a foreign language and the history of immigration in the United States. I'd also make sure Steven Baldwin was restored to his former glory.


Patrick said…
What would you do about Tweed Rides? They might tax your zoo security force to the limit:

yeah - that is in Boston, yo.