My elevator pitch for the best Christmas film every:
Every year on December 24th that rebel rascal Santa Claus leaps in his sleigh and launches himself on a madcap cross-continent race to deliver all the toys to the good little boys and good little boys! Along the way Santa's going to have to avoid the evil toy corporations who only see him cutting into their profits, outrun the various defense departments of various national governments intent on protecting their stodgy trade regulations, bring love to the lonely, set the record for cookie eating, and deliver the true meaning of Christmas.
All set to Love's "7 and 7 is." TURN IT UP!